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Wizard Shrimp is mighty and powerful.
(Yea Yea)
We will give him all of our praise.
(Yea Yea)
He can cast spells from his walking legs.
(Oh yea Oh yea)
This is the crustation nation.
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Skouf - Shrimp Wizard
03:00
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shrimp, wizard
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Cylinder - Wizard Shrimp
01:07
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elrot - Shrizard Wimp
03:35
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Well in the deep depths of the ocean
You might find a brewing potion
And know just which sea creature had it brewed
Who could it be? There’s only one conclusion
The one and only Wizard Shrimp, the sorcerous seafood
He’s the decapod of divination
No act of god, just a crustacean
His powers have no explanation
Trust me he is a mutation
Wizard Shrimp
Making music magical
Wizard Shrimp
Making the ocean radical (x2)
With his pointy hat and starry cloak
Very long pipe billowing smoke
His library of forbidden texts
Wonder what I’ll think up next
I really am trying my best
He’s the arthropod of alchemy
Prestigious prawn of prophecy
A magic man of mystery
He created reality
Wizard Shrimp
Making music magical
Wizard Shrimp
Making the ocean radical (x2)
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Got that groovy attitude
He's a cool little magical dude
Shrimpler
My wizard little friend
Shrimpler
Spreading magic in this land
Creepin and crawling around the mud like a little itty bitty crawling bug
He knows where you gonna be, got his little fancy wand, made it from a cypress tree
Sometimes he just get up and dance, which is really kind of easy cause he ain't got no pants
Travelin' along being fair and free spreading happiness and joy whever he may be
Yea
Do that shrimp dance now
I said yea
My little crustacean pal
Yea
Hell yea
Look at him boogie now
Yea
Fuck yea
Got that groovy attitude
He's a cool little magical dude
Shrimpler
My wizard little friend
Shrimpler
Spreading magic 'cross this land
Hoppin' and boppin' along the way it's another warm bright happy sunny day
He got his merry band of pals along they're all jamming now along with this song
Cletus the toad is the drummer of the group, Wendy the turtle is playing the electric lute
Gerald the squirell is slappin on the bass, and Tina the badger's guitar well it'll melt your face
Yea
Do that shrimp dance now
I said yea
My little crustacean pal
Yea
Fuck yea
Look at him boogie now
I said yea
Fuck yea
Do that little shrimp boogie now
Shrimpler
My wizard little friend
Shrimpler
Spreading magic 'cross this land
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The very first time I opened my eyes
There was a bright, dazzling light
High up in the ceiling
It shone in warm hues
Casting soft shadows on the wall behind my bed
I blinked, and everything changed
The second time my eyes fluttered open
There was a large, empty room
With walls, white like snow
Windows like eyes
Doors, open hungry maws, waiting to take me in
I blinked, and nothing ever was the same again
The third time I was able to see
All the walls had tumbled down
Beyond them lay a vast ocean
Foamy waves crashing into the sand
The air was fresh, and I felt a steady breeze
I blinked, and the wind grew into a storm
Vision returned for a fourth time
But stormy winds make for teary eyes
Through the haze I saw a creature
Beckoning me to join their fight
The creature was pink, shining brightly
It wore a hat and looked quite wise
Again it spoke: "join me my dear friend"
I'll show you the magic of life
I tried to decline in graceful manner
Said: There's so much more here I need to see
But Wizard Shrimp took my hand and chuckled
"Come along, what you know you can't fear"
Take me away, Wizard Shrimp
Take me away from here
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have you heard of wizard shrimp?
he is not a pimp (or is he?)
but he is the wizard shrimp
so your ride, he will pimp
with his magic wand and shit
also, he is really lit
he lives in the bottom of the ocean
but he is not Spongebob Squarepants
sPonGebOB sQuaREPanTS
SPoNgEBob SquArEpAntS
fuck that guy, fuck that guy
long live the wizard shrimp!
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Bard - Shrimp Lore
03:02
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wizard shrimp
welcome, join me as i recount the journey that one ordinary shrimp took from being just another shellfish to the most powerful wizard in all the land. full of mystery, magic, marvel, some other adjective that starts with m. from humble beginnings as one in a million, to one of a kind. no one can compare to the true awesome power of the one, the only, the legendary, wizard shrimp
just an ordinary shrimp swimming through the ocean
until he saw a starfish, put his fate in motion
he felt it in his shell just itching for the skill
to have all ten legs bend the seas to his will
he looked to god and saw the stars in the sky
and he wiggled his tail until he began to fly
with the fiery ball now fueling his power
show off your might this is the time the hour
armed with a wand made from the reef
it was time for a look with a new motif
with a hat and some robes he was going for gold
and down in history as the strongest to behold
yeah! shrimp wizard! the most powerful crustacean!
yeah! shrimp wizard! ruling the atlantic nation!
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