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Biweekly #2: Wizard Shrimp's Anthems

by Bad Music Scene

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Wizard Shrimp is mighty and powerful. (Yea Yea) We will give him all of our praise. (Yea Yea) He can cast spells from his walking legs. (Oh yea Oh yea) This is the crustation nation.
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shrimp, wizard
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Well in the deep depths of the ocean You might find a brewing potion And know just which sea creature had it brewed Who could it be? There’s only one conclusion The one and only Wizard Shrimp, the sorcerous seafood He’s the decapod of divination No act of god, just a crustacean His powers have no explanation Trust me he is a mutation Wizard Shrimp Making music magical Wizard Shrimp Making the ocean radical (x2) With his pointy hat and starry cloak Very long pipe billowing smoke His library of forbidden texts Wonder what I’ll think up next I really am trying my best He’s the arthropod of alchemy Prestigious prawn of prophecy A magic man of mystery He created reality Wizard Shrimp Making music magical Wizard Shrimp Making the ocean radical (x2)
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Got that groovy attitude He's a cool little magical dude Shrimpler My wizard little friend Shrimpler Spreading magic in this land Creepin and crawling around the mud like a little itty bitty crawling bug He knows where you gonna be, got his little fancy wand, made it from a cypress tree Sometimes he just get up and dance, which is really kind of easy cause he ain't got no pants Travelin' along being fair and free spreading happiness and joy whever he may be Yea Do that shrimp dance now I said yea My little crustacean pal Yea Hell yea Look at him boogie now Yea Fuck yea Got that groovy attitude He's a cool little magical dude Shrimpler My wizard little friend Shrimpler Spreading magic 'cross this land Hoppin' and boppin' along the way it's another warm bright happy sunny day He got his merry band of pals along they're all jamming now along with this song Cletus the toad is the drummer of the group, Wendy the turtle is playing the electric lute Gerald the squirell is slappin on the bass, and Tina the badger's guitar well it'll melt your face Yea Do that shrimp dance now I said yea My little crustacean pal Yea Fuck yea Look at him boogie now I said yea Fuck yea Do that little shrimp boogie now Shrimpler My wizard little friend Shrimpler Spreading magic 'cross this land
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The very first time I opened my eyes There was a bright, dazzling light High up in the ceiling It shone in warm hues Casting soft shadows on the wall behind my bed I blinked, and everything changed The second time my eyes fluttered open There was a large, empty room With walls, white like snow Windows like eyes Doors, open hungry maws, waiting to take me in I blinked, and nothing ever was the same again The third time I was able to see All the walls had tumbled down Beyond them lay a vast ocean Foamy waves crashing into the sand The air was fresh, and I felt a steady breeze I blinked, and the wind grew into a storm Vision returned for a fourth time But stormy winds make for teary eyes Through the haze I saw a creature Beckoning me to join their fight The creature was pink, shining brightly It wore a hat and looked quite wise Again it spoke: "join me my dear friend" I'll show you the magic of life I tried to decline in graceful manner Said: There's so much more here I need to see But Wizard Shrimp took my hand and chuckled "Come along, what you know you can't fear" Take me away, Wizard Shrimp Take me away from here
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have you heard of wizard shrimp? he is not a pimp (or is he?) but he is the wizard shrimp so your ride, he will pimp with his magic wand and shit also, he is really lit he lives in the bottom of the ocean but he is not Spongebob Squarepants sPonGebOB sQuaREPanTS SPoNgEBob SquArEpAntS fuck that guy, fuck that guy long live the wizard shrimp!
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wizard shrimp welcome, join me as i recount the journey that one ordinary shrimp took from being just another shellfish to the most powerful wizard in all the land. full of mystery, magic, marvel, some other adjective that starts with m. from humble beginnings as one in a million, to one of a kind. no one can compare to the true awesome power of the one, the only, the legendary, wizard shrimp just an ordinary shrimp swimming through the ocean until he saw a starfish, put his fate in motion he felt it in his shell just itching for the skill to have all ten legs bend the seas to his will he looked to god and saw the stars in the sky and he wiggled his tail until he began to fly with the fiery ball now fueling his power show off your might this is the time the hour armed with a wand made from the reef it was time for a look with a new motif with a hat and some robes he was going for gold and down in history as the strongest to behold yeah! shrimp wizard! the most powerful crustacean! yeah! shrimp wizard! ruling the atlantic nation!

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released September 29, 2021

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